Another funny poem

One dark day in the middle of the night, the Atlantic ocean caught alight, Two dead men got up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other,The deaf man heard it, The blind man saw it, The man with no legs ran to get a fire engine which was drawn by two dead horses that ran a dead cat over and half killed it, This story was told by a knight sitting at the corner of a round table, Eating plain cake with currents in it !

What is so anoying !

You know, There is nothing so annoying than when someone from the so called government says , They need to cut the police personnel to save money, Yet almost every day, There is a police team sitting on the edge of the road with camera's, computers and a ray of technology to catch drivers who drive 4 mph over the limit, Although I agree that they should not speed, I am sure that if those police were to leave the motorists to the roadside camera's , Then we might not be to short of police that actually catch criminals instead of wasting time on the side of the road with their gadgets! After all there are enough of those silly smart cars with camera's fitted to them, So why do we need coppers with them ! No wonder this country is in such a state if they can't even sort that out !

Funny Poem

As I awoke one sunny morn,When all Sweet things are borne, A robin perched upon my sill to greet the crowning day, he bird was fragile, young  and gay,And sweetly did it sing, A thought of happiness and joy, Into my heart did bring, I happily smiled at the robins song, And leaning from my bed, I gently closed the window, And  crushed his fucking head !

Pancake Day

Its Tuesday 21st of Feb , So that means Pancake day, Yummy! It also means that it is Shrove Tuesday! Have a great day !

JK Daft lot

 I don;t understand why folk go on the JK show to get shouted at and insulted, Humiliated, Fooled with lie detector results that are only 61% correct, Not only that, They go back a second time for more ! Perhaps they are gluttons for punishment or just plain thick, Or maybe they just want their 10 minutes of fame! How stupid can people be !

JK gets told he will be hit

At last , Some guy on the JK show said he would hit JK, Well that is something I would pay to see, The ranty presenter is always nasty to people on his show , and it only adds fuel to the fire of people who are on there for help, That along with his unreliable lie detector test, The show is a right undesirable program !

Something to moan about

Hi, Its me again, I can't believe the news about that 87 year old man who drove his car with bad eyesight and killed that young girl! How was it that the police who stopped him 3 days before did not stop him from driving on the spot! Our police are supposed to be good,Obviously that one was not doing his job properly or he would have taken that man off the road, If so , That young girl may still be alive! Once again our police are hopeless!