Another funny poem

One dark day in the middle of the night, the Atlantic ocean caught alight, Two dead men got up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other,The deaf man heard it, The blind man saw it, The man with no legs ran to get a fire engine which was drawn by two dead horses that ran a dead cat over and half killed it, This story was told by a knight sitting at the corner of a round table, Eating plain cake with currents in it !